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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
i hate seeing peoples stupid nontraditional coffee brewing contraptions with fuckin special wisks and spritzers and vacuum tubes i swear to god if you need the goddamn fermilab particle accelerator in your kitchen to make a cuppa you need to shave your head and move to a tibetan monastery you are beyond help in your current situation
instant: coffee is a drug to you and you have better things to do. you'd sip the slime off a sewer grate if it got you through the day
drip machine: classic, economical, good enough. you are normal. maybe you grind your beans fresh, but probably not
pourover: look at you, with your little beaker and shit. you think you know how to drip the water better than mr coffee. do you have one of those kettles with the long goose neck thing going on? gives you a real sense of control? how sick are you about your grind size? bet you throw around words like bloom and extraction
french press: peak aesthetics over taste, you want a pretty glass pitcher full of mud to put on the table and don't mind grinds in your cup
aeropress: your spouse tried to use it once, it was like a coffee bomb went off on the counter. they get their coffee from the gas station now
siphon: ok heisenberg
actual espresso machine: you should be giving more to charity
keurig: you are a boomer, you're not on this site
percolator: you should be dead by now, what is your secret
moka pot: you are a graphic designer
some kind of traditional ethiopian or iranian method or whatever your mom brought from the old country: hell yeah
some new age instagram shit i haven't even heard of: i'll kill you
i liked mastodon. i liked the absolute refusal to acknowledge other people as individuals demanding respect and attention. i loved seeing a mealy mouthed 20 year old cs major working a startup in SF telling me to cw my selifes for eye contact and high definition skin. it was endearing. the next fallout will have vivid imagery of sf being wiped off the face of the earth with a 200 gigaton nuke