My secret marketing plan is to outsell Mario RPG by directly targeting the wealthiest and most underserved demographic: vore furries.
- they/them/moo
- chimoora.zone/
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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
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I don't think I would be too far off base to say that most furries, when asked the "what superpower" question, would take shapeshifting. That would also be my answer.
But today I was thinking maybe I should expand that. The ability to change any willing person into a shape of their choosing.
I've seen pictures of people doing incredible work with animal makeup, and how happy it makes me to see someone else look how they want to makes me want to be able to do that too.
It would mean a lot of work at conventions but to see everybody being their best selves without needing to risk overheating or their $4000 fursuit getting lost at the airport sounds pretty cool to me
So when I open the freezer, I say: "What am I hunting tonight?" before taking out the frozen chicken tenders and putting them in the air fryer
