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i'm a boy from indiana and this is very emotional for me


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he goes on to "translate" (ie, rewrite) several passages of Genesis into rhyming verse to demonstrate that "eating from the tree of knowledge" actually meant Adam and Eve had nonprocreative sex



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By the powers vested in me by the Holy Trinity and the state of New York, I hereby serve notice to you to vacate the body of this child and the surrounding premises!

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"'eating from the tree of knowledge' actually meant Adam and Eve had nonprocreative sex" is a head scratcher,

Cain and Abel were born after the Fall. Meaning either Adam and Eve simply did not have sex in paradise ever, or the children born in the garden are somehow irrelevant

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not at first glance--the email takes a long time to just ask me if i know anything about this topic, and also asserts that i am an expert (obviously i am not), and i think that's potentially a layup for me to reply "i don't know" and THEN hit me with either the numerology stuff of some other bespoke weirdness

omg, Michael, I receive these too but with a spritz of fresh science flavor. Like, "I've invented an equation that predicts the future, are you edgy enough to cover it in the mainstream press?"

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