people have been demanding, insisting, SCREECHING that i weigh in on "cozy horror" -- i have received over four hundred emails about this in the past week -- i am also getting Asks on this website, because staff implemented the asks feature early just for me, so people could ask me this question (the staff account was the first person to ask me this question) and president brandom himself called me this morning and so did old president domald saying that the stability of this country depends on me having a take about every stupid thing some nobody on twitter invents as a marketing category that they think is going to make them famous rich admired or immune to criticism and quell the sucking gasping lamprey mouth at the center of their being or whatever. and i said you know what sirs your right. youre right i do need to say something about this because of the lamprey mouths and how will people remember i exist if i am not talking constantly and i'm finally ready to speak my piece and exist openly and unapologetically for the firs t time in my life thank you so much for bearing with me this is so many many times harder than the time i came out : cozy horror already exists, its the part where you get to the end of an MR James story and think "sucks to be that guy, i'd never disturb an ancient grave" and then read the next MR James story
