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1. The Old Cabin

No one believed the stories about the old cabin that moldered in the woods outside of town.

No one really thought that on moonlit nights, you could see anything in the windows.

No one, if put to the stand, would personally hold forth as believing that finding yourself within the cabin on any night, moon or not, would almost assuredly mean you would be dead of fright the next morning.

No one believed any of that.

No one except Fib Priestly.

Hello everyone this is the beginning of a story about my new character Fib Priestly. I don't really know how it ends yet but I know that it turns out Fib is a con man who pretends to be a priest and is actually a demon who was swapped with an angel at birth who was replaced from the future by a ghost version of himself created in an alien lab experiment, which we'll learn about over the next 26 books as he slowly develops a growing affinity with his wide range of powers and abilities despite his continued hilariously overdramatic terror and panic in the face of the supernatural. Anyway, gonna stop writing now, emboldened by his catastrophic failure in Russia, I must rise up to defeat Napoleon in 1814.


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