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NOAH: …So Chancellor Valorum sends two Jedi to, as he said, “settle the conflict".
[Audio clip from Die Hard of Agent Johnson saying “What’s it look like? We’re goin’ in."]

BRENDAN: The blockade that the Republic basically asked for with Proposition 31-814D.

N: Exactly. The Trade Federation guys, Gunray and Haako, panic. They presumably call Darth Sidious, their mysterious advisor-slash-benefactor-slash-evil-mastermind, and ask for some help. And he tells them “Relax, I’m sending my best guy.”

B: -Which brings us to Maul.

N: Darth Maul.

B: Tell me about Maul.

N: I mean, where to begin?

B: He had a crazy résumé.


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[...]

BRENDAN: And this is where we get to the point, because who was the senator for Naboo in 32 BBY?

NOAH: Oh yeah…32 BBY? I believe that was …a man by the name of Sheev Palpatine.

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i wrote way more than I posted hahahaha. its so easy to imagine.

NOAH: -Right now Maul is just muscle. He’s a stooge for Sidious and Gunray. He’s like their Beyblade. [audio clip of Beyblade “Let it Rip!”] And The Jedi are the, well, the other Beyblade.

BRENDAN: But a good guy color, like blue.

NOAH: (chuckles) Exactly.

hey important update
"I said, 'What's he like, the president of the universe?' And George Lucas said, 'He's a good man but he's beleaguered—a bit like [Bill] Clinton.' That was before Clinton was as beleaguered as he is now, of course."
TERENCE STAMP, IN A 1998 INTERVIEW WITH STAR WARS INSIDER

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