michael

one time my dad rode his dirtbike into a bigfoot nest. There was a bunch of them screaming and he was pretty sure it was their church or something because of the way they were dressed. This was before phones so he didn't get a picture or anything plus he was so freaked out he ran away. The dirt bike was totaled and insurance wouldn't cover it because they don't believe in those things. Now he spends all day trying to get proof of the existence of Bigfoot and his church. Setting traps and hiding out. Be cause he really wasn't scared that day he was just freaked out and upset about wrecking the dirtbike