not only is the explicit and repeated pitch that this brand of food will let your dog live an incredibly long time, it's allegedly made by Burt Ward, who played Robin in the 60s Batman series?????

i'm a boy from indiana and this is very emotional for me
not only is the explicit and repeated pitch that this brand of food will let your dog live an incredibly long time, it's allegedly made by Burt Ward, who played Robin in the 60s Batman series?????
I literally feed my dog the canned beef food from this brand and she loves it
I see this frequently at my local grocery store, always in the discount shelf, and it’s always a psychic assault on me.
Normally when I hear "Our Daughter Has Had Her Best Friend Living With Her For More Than 20 Years!" I assume something different is happening
Parents in denial that their daughter is a lesbian, but not that her girlfriend is a doggirl furry
This is someone who looked at a Dr. Bronner's bottle an was like "Eh, it's fine but kinda bland"