michael

AND THE MEDIA ALWAYS MAKES A HUGE DEAL ABOUT IT "LOOK AT THE GUY WITH 6,000 NEPHEWS" AND ALL THAT BUT WHAT NOBODY KNOWS IS THAT THIS IS NOT VERY DIFFICULT TO DO AS MY NEPHEWS ARE MERELY APPENDAGES OF A KIND OF "UR-NEPHEW" WHO RESIDES AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH AND TEXTS ME FREQUENTLY

IS IGNORANT OF THE FACT THAT THE SHRIMP ARE ONLY RUNNING AROUND LIKE THAT BECAUSE THERE WAS A TERRIBLE SHRIMP CAR ACCIDENT JUST OFFSCREEN AND THERE EXISTS NO VERSION OF THE FOOTAGE WITH ITS ORIGINAL AUDIO

IS TOTALLY UNAWARE THAT MY HAIR IS NATURALLY STRAIGHT AND I AM ACTUALLY CURLING IT OFF-CAMERA THEN SIMPLY EDITING THE SEGMENTS TOGETHER IN REVERSE ORDER