- 1 game where they get a feel for how good you are
- 6 consecutive games of the better player committing unspeakable violence
- 1 single question you ask them between games turning into a 5 minute discussion that starts with them sighing deeply and saying "it depends"
- 1 game of the exact previous unspeakable violence to see if you learned anything
- 10 games of NEW AND EXCITING unspeakable violence
- 1 game of the new violence with the old violence sprinkled in to see if you remember