What's wrong? You've barely touched your Drenched Asparagus
the worst part about this photo is that it's presented with it all bound in twine held by a prong like a sodden Corpse held along like a fucking figurehead of failure

also called BP-04 sometimes. kobolds! kobold enthusiasm! oh yeah woo yeah yip yeah
What's wrong? You've barely touched your Drenched Asparagus
the worst part about this photo is that it's presented with it all bound in twine held by a prong like a sodden Corpse held along like a fucking figurehead of failure
something about the composition of this image reminds me of those PSAs a few years back trying to scare guys into quitting smoking by saying that cigarettes cause erectile dysfunction
some people are just spectacularly afraid of flavor, i guess they deserve to eat too?
maybe we're parsing the title differently to how it was intended; instead of being an adjective, maybe 'The Good' is a collective noun, and it is they who cook these sorry vegetables