i have my humble submission to the canon of dream food, a delicacy i was offered for free for my labors at an amusement/waterpark/museum of dubious human safety. to make this item:
- bake a long-ish potato, and split it in half lengthwise;
- put a whole stick of butter onto the now-opened potato;
- microwave it a little so the butter melts.
you have now made a POTATO STICK