coming to accept the fact that a bare-metal, unthemed roller coaster is the least interesting possible ride you can put in front of me. i'm a dark ride boy. i need to see a Weird Guy in there
this is why shadow the hedgehog was invented

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coming to accept the fact that a bare-metal, unthemed roller coaster is the least interesting possible ride you can put in front of me. i'm a dark ride boy. i need to see a Weird Guy in there
this is why shadow the hedgehog was invented
i want my roller coaster to take me to hell, to skirt the edges of our mortal plane. greet the phantasmal forces at the periphery, and dance the gossamer thin line between pleasure and pain.
yeah a coaster should have fucked up lore
this is a demon from the seventh layer of hell, sent to drag souls down into the abyss, it has three loops and five inversions and its name is Son Of The Hecktaker (original Hecktaker was shut down five years ago)
at a bare minimum the lift hill needs to be a pretend cave or science lab or something with a character at the top who yells "cleared for liftoff" or "here we go-o-o-o-o"