mads

genius among idiots

  • she/her

Trans CS college student

Will talk about minecraft and celeste at any possible moment.



soleilraine
@soleilraine

Hi, eggbug. Big fan. My name is Ruby, and I’d like to suggest some features for Cohost:

  1. Alongside “block” there is a “flock” button which calls down birds to eat the post so you never see it again
  2. A blocked user can do a “crossup,” forcing the blocker to call left or right. If they call wrong, the blocked user gets one post through to the blocker.
  3. Randomly, one word a day gets hard banned. Say that word and Eggbug frowns at you from the UI for the day, like the opposite of Peewee’s Playhouse.
  4. Uhhh come back to this one
  5. Objectively funny ToS violations are allowed.
  6. Sportsmanship, Sportsmanship is back
  7. The default profile photo is a picture of Ray Liotta. If you do not change this within 24 hours of signup you cannot undo this.
  8. The following words are banned: ****, ******, **, ******, ****, and most egregiously, *****. Do not say *****.
  9. Posting curfew is in effect after 6 on Fridays. You may post, but you cannot @ anybody and drag them into posting overtime.

soleilraine
@soleilraine

Hi Mx. Bug (or may I call you egg?) I’ve noticed it’s been 5 minutes since my post was made and none of my suggestions have been added and I just wanted to touch base and ask if you hate me or did I do something wrong or something just let me know sorry


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in reply to @soleilraine's post:

i gotta admit i am glad someone still thinks about it because it is unironically one of my best works i made it while having a panic attack at a planetarium on my break from a terrible shift at work and it made me laugh so hard while writing it i felt better for the rest of the day