maff

welcome to my web page

last.fm listening

 


 

i am just a litel babie……

 


 

how do i centre these dang images
unci fonts now!
maff.scot


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bravemule
@bravemule

i brood in the corner of the tavern. im silent and cool and wearing a hood. i have a ton of knives but no one can see them


austin
@austin

I'm in the opposite corner and i don't have a hood, but my face is hidden by the (un)natural shadows that cut across the tavern. I am effortlessly sliding a coin between my knuckles, a demonstration of how smooth I am.


kobold
@kobold

I'm in the stable, tending to my giant turtle's injury. A magical poison from a trap in the wizard tower's ruins hit Chomps and i can't heal him with my potions alone. Can anyone help me out? I've all kinds of magic trinkets to trade!


maff
@maff

i walk up to the bar and ask for milk. a seemingly endless stream of piss is just coming down my leg and it’s weird but nobody says anything about it because it’s been going on for so long it’s just a spectacle now


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