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i am just a litel babie……
how do i centre these dang images
my telegram channel where i post the absolute worst shit you've ever seen
badposts.t.me/
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in reply to @zandravandra's post:
oh sorry! here's the full text:
OKAY SO. The Catgirl Machine. In a nutshell, it is:
open to all, physically and legally. easy to maintain. even easier to modify. about as simple to tweak as the Calvin Transmogrifier; all you really need to do is make some sort of meaningful change (turn it on its side, fill it with water, plug your laptop into it to change an .ini file, etc) and it can do what you want!
within reason!
just be sure not to leave the door unlocked when you're not around
like I'm serious, the thing comes right out the box with a hair trigger activation mechanism and the inside is so warm and cozy just due to the materials used and the way the system idles, it's practically begging people to just slip in and take a nap and then there's a light breeze and BAM you got yourself a catgirl! we're not messing around, this is space-age tech in a sort-of-convenient, admittedly bulky, arguably "retro" package. but you know what? it works! it works really, really, maybe too well! but I feel like that's a bonus in this day and age. anyway,
Thank you for using the Catgirl Machine! For all your catgirling needs.
(you should still read this with the music on for full effect)
Bahaha, I had to view the source code because for some reason NONE of the "CSS crimes" have ever worked for me no matter which device or browser I use. But still worth checking.