Maff

instead of "sorry for being late", say "thanks for waiting".

instead of "better safe than sorry", say "i'm grateful you're allowing me to proceed in line with my boundaries surrounding safety".

instead of "sorry for party rocking", say "i'm so appreciative of the way you're honoring my party rocking right now".

instead of "what a sorry sight!" say "what a thank you sight".

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But like, it's true, all these modern cables and things on consumer devices are far too smol, I want them thiccccc

usb-c with screw-lock fasteners exists in the official spec but nobody is brave enough to admit that screw connectors fucked.
if you want a thick stiff cable to thwack you unexpectedly these days you gotta go for either quality thunderbolt or enterprise SAS cables

SHUT UP EVERYONE, LOOK AT THIS EMAIL I GOT FROM MY VET AFTER BIGBY WENT IN FOR DENTAL WORK ON THURSDAY

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