Magic Enemy George

What's nocturnal? Streamers!

I may hate Day/Night as a mechanic, but when you ask me to make a card about something that is only active at night, it is kind of obvious to use it. So, it doesn't untap during the day for any reason. So you can't use that untap ability! From personal experience, trying to rouse a streamer during the day is ineffectial at best.

The streamer can keep going and making that dosh as long as you keep them fed and watered, or they power though their discomfort!

This card is just me. Except I don't make any money.
Silver-border 4 life!

I did nothing wrong and you can't prove I did.

For a looooong time I was playing around with the coconit actually doing something, or being a Artifact Creature - Food Horse just to play into the joke, but I realised I was probably doing too much and simplified to concept down to 'here are some birds, they go away for a bit, and bring back a coconut'. A 4/3 flier that's only there half the time seems reasonable for 3 mana, and I went harder into green to justify the Food generation. Nothing too complex here, thankfully.

This didn't take long. I was thinking, 'how do I make an Orchard that isn't just another land' and I settled on my traditional 'dunk on Heliod' card. The golden apples! You gotta wait for them to grow, then you reap the rewards!

So I went with the rule of three. Wait three turns, get three Food. But when I looked at it I thought that was a little weak, it needed a bit more ciderpunch. So you get the life right away! It's a divine harvest, after all!

0/8 seemed right for a 3 mana plant, you want to keep it around as long as you can, but still you might not want to risk losing it when it's on it's 2nd counter, and your opponent will know that!
No defender though... 😈 because i forgot

okay I've been forgetting to put posts up for each of these so there's just gonna be a ton of them quite quickly so there

anyway

I wanted to do something to represent 'Autumn is here' as a card. I did think about maybe doing something with a repeating suspend card, like Chronomantic Escape, but then I thought that would not really work with one of four seasons. Didn't feel right.
So, I went more direct. Goodbye forests, the leaves fall from the trees, and this affects everyone. I mean, it won't affect people with forests, and it won't do much unless you get tricky with it. I mean, who on earth remembers that playing a World Enchantment causes a prior World Enchantment to be sacrificed eh? Eh?? or just destroy it with any of the large number of green disenchant effects and enjoy your pile of extra green mana

Oh shit, Yavimaya's a card isn't it? HmmmmmMMMMMMMM.