I’m playing Hitman for the first time and now whenever I’m walking around outside and see someone standing alone with their back turned to me I’m like “oooh I bet I could subdue them. I bet nobody would notice my crime”
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I’m playing Hitman for the first time and now whenever I’m walking around outside and see someone standing alone with their back turned to me I’m like “oooh I bet I could subdue them. I bet nobody would notice my crime”
yessss (to you playing Hitman, not inflicting random violence outside)
“Bet I could put on their clothes and hide in a locker for a half hour in a panic until their animations change”
Hitman rules and I’m a huge baby who will run away across the entire map at the slightest complication
I get really offended whenever an NPC gets suspicious of me. Like how dare you