"🎶I am the very model of a modern Pilot Axial,
I've information celestial, manual, and 'chanical,
I know the rings of Saturn, and I quote the lines apocryphal
From Flash Gordon to Babylon, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted t—🎶"
"Will you stop your karkin' singing, Leading Man?" an angry voice washed out the rest of Steve's song. "We get it, you were a theatre kid!"
Steve coughed theatrically. "That's theatre major, please..."
Then he remembered who he was talking back to.
"Er. I mean, yes, major. Shutting up now, sir. Sorry, sir."
