- Think of yourself as a skunk. Think of the little cookie ears, that long tail that bristles just so when it is lifted, those stripes or spots as you so choose. That delightful little booper of a nose.
- Keep an eye on the #skunkposting tag.
- Obtain every skunk pin, magnet, and sticker that you can find.
- Recite ████ █████████████ ███ ██████ ██████ █ ██ ████ ████ ████ █████ ███
- Decide which camp you will be in:
- 'am stimky /)uwu('
- 'I do not smell'
- Optional: develop an allergy to contractions and a fondness for anaphora.
Author, Beat Sabreuse, Skunks
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- makyo.ink/
Recovering techie with an MFA, working on like a kajillion writing projects at once. Check out the Post-Self cycle, Restless Town, A Wildness of the Heart, ally, and a whole lot of others.
Trans/nb, queer, polyam, median, constantly overwhelmed.
Current hyperfixation: SS14
⏳ Slow Hours | 🪔 Beholden
🫴 Hold My Name | ✨ Motes
🌾 Rye | ★ What Right Have I
🌱 Dry Grass | ⚖️ True Name
🌺 May Then My Name
Icon by Mot, header by @cupsofjade
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in reply to @makyo's post:
i do love that all the skunks i know are like "ooh baby i fucking REEK [sexually]" or "why the fuck would you bring up smells, what the hell is wrong with you"
Another option to consider: skunks with really mild but pleasant fragrance. They just smell pretty ok.
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