I need to keep my phone on, so I put it on vibrate and put it in my bra so that if I get a call (to open the locked gates during meeting), I cannot tell whether I am getting a call, atrial fibrillation, or a word from God.

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I need to keep my phone on, so I put it on vibrate and put it in my bra so that if I get a call (to open the locked gates during meeting), I cannot tell whether I am getting a call, atrial fibrillation, or a word from God.