grimoire that can only be read 72 times
grimoire that completely changes its writing style depending on the current phase of the moon
grimoire on interplanar travel with a 20-word title and an anime witch on the cover
grimoire that refuses to comply with any organized shelving system
Steal This Grimoire
grimoire that uses shorter words and more pictures when more powerful wizards are reading it
grimoire that compels readers to transcribe another copy
suspiciously thick grimoire on an otherwise-empty shelf
grimoire that is Now An Award-Winning Motion Picture
grimoire that will only open if you can name five of the Crimsonfeather Bard's songs
grimoire that keeps making itself more edgy and obscene until it gets banned
oulipian magical monograph
grimoire that Astral Mages tell you to go read whenever you disagree with them on anything
grimoire that has anxiety
grimoire that moves your bookmark around
grimoire that is slowly being taken over by footnotes
grimoire that reads itself aloud in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried
grimoire that thinks its author's name is too boring
grimoire that changes up its typeface each season to match what's in fashion
grimoire that forgot its formula for a Healing Potion, and decided to just make something up and hope nobody notices
grimoire on fate magic, written in a choose-your-own-adventure format
grimoire with a ☞ in the corner of every page, in case you forgot what direction to read it in
grimoire whose only real spell is hidden in its ex libris sticker
grimoire whose binding is a 90s-era "Kids' Movie Clamshell" VHS case
grimoire whose infrared-glowing (but otherwise invisible) ink makes it uncomfortably warm to hold
grimoire that's just a scroll someone accordion-folded between two leather desk blotters
grimoire that makes itself illegible unless someone else is holding it while you read
grimoire whose spells are in a different language every time you read it
grimoire that opens a secret passage behind any bookshelf you shelve it on
grimoire that rates every spell you cast from it from one to a hundred
grimoire that screams bloody murder when miscataloged
grimoire that gets heavier every time it’s opened
grimoire that dog-ears it’s own pages when you aren’t looking
grimoire whose pages unfold into a blanket
grimoire that is only visible out of the corner of your eye
grimoire that glows softly so you can read it in the dark
grimoire that gets jealous if you read from other grimoires
grimoire where every spell is written like a recipe blog
grimoire that opens the opposite direction on tuesdays
grimoire that’s written in reverse boustrophedon
grimoire that demands scritches
grimoire that is covered in modge-podge and seashells
grimoire with a hand-knit book jacket
grimoire that only refers to itself in the third person
grimoire (sarcastic)
grimoire that is just a false cover over an issue of Archie
grimoire that remembers you — yes, you — from grade school
grimoire that is very cozy where it is on this shelf thank you very much
grimoire that underlines the last word you can read before you'll be late for an appointment
grimoire that really wants to be a cozy murder mystery
grimoire that asks questions that are really more like a comment? anyway...
grimoire that underestimates your ability to speak Medieval German
grimoire that overestimates your ability to speak a very specific dialect of Lojban that hasn't been invented yet but you wait--it's gonna be huge.
grimoire that is a cozy murder mystery, but the recipes are all delicious spells
grimoire from a 1993 Scholastic Book Fair that has a draft of someone's fifth grade book report folded up in the middle
grimoire that makes helpful suggestions as you write in spells on the blank pages
grimoire with a magic paperclip that makes "helpful" suggestions as you write in spells on the blank pages.
