But under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you pump them up if you are feeling groovy, slick, smokin’, down, or All Riiiiight, the result could be disastrous

Recovering techie with an MFA, working on like a kajillion writing projects at once. Check out the Post-Self cycle, Restless Town, A Wildness of the Heart, ally, and a whole lot of others.
Trans/nb, queer, polyam, median, constantly overwhelmed.
Current hyperfixation: SS14
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But under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you pump them up if you are feeling groovy, slick, smokin’, down, or All Riiiiight, the result could be disastrous