Recovering techie with an MFA, working on like a kajillion writing projects at once. Check out the Post-Self cycle, Restless Town, A Wildness of the Heart, ally, and a whole lot of others.
Trans/nb, queer, polyam, median, constantly overwhelmed.
Current hyperfixation: SS14
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Hey there sport.
You like sports?
Sports sports sports
Sportsly,
Definitely Haveck and definitely not Denny using Haveck's phone
Sport? Sport?!
Hmf. Well, champ, I will tell you, chief, that I am absolutely no good at anything except tetherball, tiger!
Sport...
Anonymous User asked: How many cans do you think you could crush with your head?
Probably five! I bet I could do six but by then I would have drank too much soda.
Anonymous User asked: I bet I can do more cartwheels than you
I bet you can, too! I am too bottom-heavy to pull off more than one in a row.
And that is not going to stop me from trying :3c
No! You cannot make me choose! I absolutely refuse. There is a special joy to dodging a water gun in summer and an equal joy in picking up the enemy's fired Nerf darts to reload.
Also both Nerf darts and water from a water gun both taste really good if you are in the right mood.
