maleviolent

loves to -atic your problems

  • xe/xir + it/its [NO THEY]

30+ ★ queer [&] neurodiverse
nonwhite ★ clinically disastrous ★ purveyor of too much media ★ govt assigned cagab is information you're not entitled to

account made 15/02/'24


graham
@graham

Eggbug gets out of a cab in front of a suburban home, wearing a heavy coat and a backpack. Jangly acoustic guitar music weaves in and out whenever characters aren't talking.

Cut to OL-Eggbug excitedly watching him approach the door from the front window. She opens the front door.

EGGBUG, FAUX ASTONISHED: I must have the wrong house...

OL-EGGBUG: Sister...!

They hug on the doorstep.

OL-EGGBUG, MUFFLED FROM THE HUG: I missed you so much.

They enter the house. Cut to the kitchen as they walk in

OL-EGGBUG, FROM OFF-SCREEN: I waited up all night for you, you know.

EGGBUG: Long way from US-West-2

Camera cuts to foreground shot of cohost Plus! in a big plastic tub on the counter.

EGGBUG, RELIEVED: Ahh, real content...

Cut to their parents stirring in their bed as they wake up.

Cut to a close up of Eggbug making a chost.

Cut back to parents as they get up.

MOM: He's here.

Cut back to Eggbug and OL-Eggbug staring at each other in the kitchen.

EGGBUG: I got you something from far away.

OL-EGGBUG: Really?

Eggbug reaches over to his backpack and pulls out a cube-shaped gift wrapped in black wrapping paper with a red bow and hands it to OL-Eggbug.

OL-EGGBUG, BITTERSWEETLY: Oh.

She looks down at the present and then takes the bow off the top and sticks it on Eggbug's shoulder. They both nervously chuckle.

EGGBUG: What are you doing?

OL-EGGBUG, STARING INTO HIS EYES: You're my present.

The camera lingers on their continued eye contact as the theme song plays:

🎶 The best part of makin' chosts,
Is cohost Plus! for most🎶


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