Being rudely reminded this morning that crabs are only barely related to one another. Which has made me think that Morrowind could be improved by MORE crabs. More upsetting ones. I want crabs that crawl along the walls and ceilings of caves (like this) that can drop on your head, hold onto you, and smack around your silly fantasy OC's body and possibly even no-clip into and past your body as it flops around. I think it would be equal parts funny and horrifying.

Also they absolutely give you a disease. Or four.