I think my social battery is like if a cicada was actually long-lived (so, not an insect) because I do a lot very quickly in a social way and then I go away for maybe seven years to recover before I'm back at it again.
Speaking of insects I learned recently that (female) mosquitos can hibernate for up to six months during fall+winter and their usual lifespan is like 30-100 days so they just cheat Death for a little bit, for funsies, and this is too much for me to handle while knowing that their eggs can just hang out for over an year (iirc) before becoming hydrated to properly get the ball rolling on their lifecycle. There's so much weird unlife going on with mosquitoes and it's fucking weird. They are truly Gd's tiniest vampire.