is there a subjective C programming language

I wrote and directed WE KNOW THE DEVIL and HEAVEN WILL BE MINE. I also wrote for NEON WHITE and I currently work at game company doing game things.
is there a subjective C programming language
Was going to joke C?? but instead ended up learning about object- and subject- oriented programming
Given the notorious amount of implementation-defined and undefined behavior in C, I’d argue that it’s already pretty subjective :P