every discworld book starts like “here is a boy, his name is Cabbage Soufflé and he doesn’t know what sex is.” and ends like “And so the immortal Dragon King gives his life force to his pet iguana and enters the portal to the Garden dimension to die, freeing the spirits from their eternal torment and restoring peace to the country. And Cabbage goes home. On a dragon.”
why so maple? -the leaf
over 18 | i like girls | mutuals can ask for my discord
thinking about Lotus. how xe talks, how the conversation will go down between them
oh… they’re not playing lethal company though. okay. No thats okay. don’t… don’t touch me. *runs away panty shot whatever you know the rest
LETS GOOOOOOO 
i know when something is on my clipboard i can feel it. ctrl v ah yes it was thtat