been too long since we had a pointless taxonomic dispute HERE'S A POWERPOINT ON WHY A QUESADILLA IS ACTUALLY A PIE
There's plenty of precedent for pies not having tops. Perhaps the most classic and iconic pie, the cream pie that gets thrown in someone's face in a cartoon, after all has no top.
It's cases like these that require a taxonomy not based on which faces of the food item are covered by baked grainmeal, but is rather function-based. Pizza is different from pie because you eat it differently. Hot dogs are (by this argument) a kind of sandwich because you eat them the same way.
It’s been quite the season for her on the chosting pitch, and we’re all still wondering what further tricks she’s to deploy to keep her competitive edge.
