Well, listen. I'm, um, part of a project called No Rock Unturned. Do you know what that is?
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Well! No Rock Unturned is a project made up of people like me who walk all across America and learn about its land and the folks who live in it. Our goal is to eventually count everyone in America as a friend! I was assigned the 38°13'18" line of latitude.
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So if you imagine a line that's 100 feet wide and about 2,500 miles long, stretching from coast to coast, you've got the idea. That's my line. I'm hiking all the way through this line, and it's my job to take in all the wonders I see, and try to make friends with everyone I see. And while I'm at it, I
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen y'all go through here. I've seen people walk through these woods here with that same T-shirt on.
Um, well, you might have it mistaken for someone else. There's only a few hundred of us, so we usually only pass through an area every 800 years or so.
I know that.
Well, you couldn't have seen
Yes. Yes, I could have. I've been in here for 9,313 years.
Nine thousand years?
9,313 years.
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Oh God in Heaven. You're Eddie Krieger.
