Me putting on a button down shirt: I wanna look like a scumbag who hits on you in the sleaziest most cringe inducing way imaginable and you still say yes
There there it's okay [turns to the entirety the of the internet audience] she's so fucking cute look at her
spotlight comes to rest on a wall with a perfect snepski silhouette cut out out of it, josie visible through the hole hauling ass away
