gul dukats nemesis being garak is so fucking funny. hes literally like one of the highest leaders on cardassia and hes convinced that the tailor on deep space nine is out to get him. its like if the secretary of state had a bitter feud with some random hot topic manager in detroit

Other cardassian guys like "hey man is that guy from the laundromat still giving you trouble" and dukat is like "that -guy- was in the Obsidian Order and he actually poses a serious threat to cardassian leadership, ok?? He's PRETENDING to be harmless"

all looking at each other like "...Ok, man"