just saw a tobacco shop advertising that they carry ‘elf bar’ ‘flum’ and ‘lost mary’ and i want whoever is writing this cyberpunk satire to know they’re getting a little TOO on the nose

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just saw a tobacco shop advertising that they carry ‘elf bar’ ‘flum’ and ‘lost mary’ and i want whoever is writing this cyberpunk satire to know they’re getting a little TOO on the nose
have seen the first and third at my shop, disposable vapes are so gross ewaste wise
its awful, esp when you consider how little the extra convenience is compared to just having a pen (altho i hate how wasteful even the cartridges are)
We drove by a place with a sign thay just said Orion bar the other day and my partner turns to me and says, "Orion bar, three stars" and I laughed way harder than expected.