god, i could fuck up some LOUIS XIII Cognac and small pretzels rn

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god, i could fuck up some LOUIS XIII Cognac and small pretzels rn
I dunno, the Louis XIII is already pretty spendy, I'm not sure about the extra nine bucks
not the extra-dark pretzels, not worth it
I literally have that exact tub of pretzels right next to me. They're good pretzels.
I cannot speak for the alcohol that costs more than my car, which I don't have because it sort of makes me want to scream a little bit that it exists in the first place.