I've been having a lot of trouble with the cats misbehaving lately, so what I'm trying today is sealing them in a crystalline time prison. I figure a couple of millennia in stasis won't be too hard on them, and it'll buy me a few hours of peace. The best part is, it doesn't even cost very much and the crystal is reusable
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in reply to @cathoderaydude's post:
need one of these for my cat for when she tries to insurance scam us (the classic "someone stepped on her tail by accident once and gave her treats to make up for it and she Recognized A Pattern, the beasts are too clever for their own good)
Love coming across this post as I hear a distant clatter echo through the house.
what a funny post! just a little critique, this would be way funnier if you tagged or cwed it with unreality
seriously though I am not trying to say you are intentionally being ableist but please just make this site safer for psychotic users, there are way too many posts on here which don't properly tag for unreality and even silly jokey posts can be distressing if you have a neurodivergence that makes it impossible to tell if they are reality or not
