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actually building something incredibly stupid

this is the actual ticket. I love when people make absurd things for this day and the joke is just. "haha isn't this fun"
... I had one lined up for today but it wasn't quite ready in time! Bad at deadlines. d'oh
"haha wouldn't it be ridiculous if we actually made this. well, about that,"
I've been saying, my ideal april fools is Dwarf Fortress controller support