Tom (tired of the computer)

cinco de mayo (complexion)

The fifth element was onion all along

two-day work week, here we come

remember, remember, the fifth of weekender

HI THANKS FOR ASKING ITS ALWAYS GoOoOoD

I'd like a fifth of weekend, please

Fifth fin de semana

And of course on cinco de weekend we'd youre onions to our belts, but we called 'em Mexican avocados, as was the fashion at the time

(Dementedly Threatening) I will absolutely make Garlimole for a Five Day Weekend.

Everything about this (except a supermarket employee repurposing a display) feels like a put-on, but no, it's a real ad campaign that humans spent money on. https://www.producebluebook.com/2023/04/10/avocados-from-mexico-promotes-cinco-all-weekend-long/

the fifth of fin de semana (oh. that was already done. uh, buon weekend)