Callout Post for Weird Guy Encountered At MFF 2018
[cw mention of someone who was like 99% definitely nazi adjacent at least]
First i need to set the scene...On the last day of Mid West Fur Fest Twenty Eighteen my friends & I tried to get deep dish pizza bc it's the thing ur supposed to get in "chicago" I guess (idk) but at that point it was 1:30am on Monday and we only found one place that was still delivering...
It took them until 3am to deliver which is understandable because mff was occuring and it was the middle of the night between sunday and monday
So just imagine that we are hanging out in the lobby of not the con hotel but one of the other nearby hotels bc we have to leave in like, a few hours, but we're still waiting for this pizza and it finally arrives and sure it's the most average pizza imaginable but it's pizza and it's 3am and they did actually deliver so you can't really complain.
Anyway because it's 3am the last night of a fur con of course a weird guy appears and wanders over to us because of course the weird dude approaches.
We offer them a piece of the pizza because well now this guy is here and what else are you going to do if a guy walks up while you have way too much pizza. However it is at this point that it becomes apparent that this person is wearing a full on german military uniform. He notices us looking and immediately says "don't worry I'm not a nazi" and then immediately follows that up with "everyone always says that" like. yeah my guy what else do you expect with that outfit but anyway sure whatever.
He proceeds to fucking cut a piece out of the middle of the pizza instead of taking any of the slices and then walk off rambling about a taxi
