how to plug a sinkhole: florida edition

how to plug a sinkhole: florida edition
Seeing as there's an entire class of semi-resident conservatives who see Florida as a way of denying that Winter as a phenomenon exists, it's not too surprising that they think they can extend that mindset to other inconveniences.
What I mean is, they behave as though the act of having gone to Florida (usually South Florida) means winter no longer exists for them. Like the act of having spent money entitles them to set the terms. When I've conversed with this particular flavor of Floridian property owner, they deny that climate change exists with all the fervor of someone who (a) did not buy this property only to be told that it's about to be underwater, and (b) is about to demand to see the manager about it.
stupid people maybe. winter is definitely a thing down here it's just not as intense as the heat tends to be