do not do it
no matter how hard i beg
no matter how much my voice cracks when you hear me belt out "why is nobody responding? can't you hear me? can't anybody hear me?!"
i will desperately wave my hands before your face to get your attention. tears will well in my eyes, i will appear to wonder if i'm even there. but until i've had my coffee, do NOT talk to me
thankfully, i can just milk some from my creature