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THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED is the best possible line you can put on just about any product

Thank you for this gift.

Iconoclast model shredder

if you ever need something to watch, their industrial shredder commercials are impeccable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvEaEYdHaE0

After I’ve destroyed everything else, how am I supposed to destroy the shredder? Does it come with a self-destruct button?

♫ But what about my shredder? ♫