Eeeyyyyyy everyone how you all doin’ tonight it’s me Embelia Ribes, the false black pepper, or you may know me as viḍaṅga, vaividang, vai vidang, or vavding, but also jantughna, krmighna, krmihara, krmiripu, yeah we’re doing this, vavding, vavading baby, ah hah, deep breath vayavadang, vayavidanga, bhabhiranga, baberang, vayuvilanga, babading, keep it up y’all, vizhalari, bidanga, babrung, vavaring, vayuvilangam, vayuvidangam, vayuvidangalu, baobarang, and, wait for it... babrang, YES that’s right let’s gooooooo

His royal majesty the False Black Pepper, the White-Flowered Embelia, King of Viḍaṅga, Vaividang, Vai Vidang, and Vavding, Supreme Ruler of Jantughna, Krmighna, Krmihara and Krmiripu, Lord High Regent of Vavding and Vavading, and Protector of Vayavadang, Vayavidanga, Bhabhiranga, Baberang, Vayuvilanga, Babading, Vizhalari, Bidanga, Babrung, Vavaring, Vayuvilangam, Vayuvidangam, Vayuvidangalu, Baobarang, and Babrang, long may he reign.