Compliment sandwich: You’re excellent at analyzing trends. Your last report was terrible, though. Anyway, you look great!

Compliment open-faced sandwich: This is the worst code I’ve ever seen. But you are smart.

Compliment toast sandwich: That was a great presentation. You’re really firing on all cylinders. And your fashion sense is impeccable.

Compliment club sandwich: You communicate well, but you’re bad at organization. But you work hard. You should close your mouth when you chew. I value the contribution you make to this team.