the other day I was walking home from getting breakfast and a crow flew up and started shouting at me nonstop, and then randomly started divebombing me. it followed me for two blocks. i was like 'what did i do to you? did i steal from a crow in my past life?'

nice to know that the crows around here are just smart little creatures who want to be friends

"Oh no who are these people walking around in creepy masks I am considering being alar— oh, they have signs saying I shouldn't, never mind"