Me [hanging out with Conan the Barbarian]: You’ve talked about what is best in life. But what is worst in life?

Conan the Barbarian: When you are making a grilled cheese… you try to flip it in the pan but it comes apart… the cheese goes onto the pan and starts to smoke… the smoke alarm goes off… you try to wave the smoke away but you knock over a stack of dishes… the plates and bowls fall on top of you… the emergency sprinkler comes on… you get wet from the water… the firefighters are laughing at you… you are humiliated…