My dog has informed me that cool way to feel minty fresh is to eat 5% of your bodyweight in starlight mints as fast as possible.
Vice Chancellor for Stupid Games and Stupid Prizes
I was walking my dog yesterday and a neighbor said "That's a schnauzer. A German schnauzer."
Of course, because where I live that neighbor was smoking crack and selling vintage pornography on the sidewalk, but that's the city baybee!