I'm bad at naming things and I'm bad at writing introductions, so this is copied from my website, which I literally just now updated, and my Twitter pinned thread.
I'm a person. Many call me weird; my friends mean it in a good way. Information presented here may become outdated over time.
Data Table 大
| Name | Maggie David P. K. Haynes |
|---|---|
| Pseudonyms | Vid the Kid; David Smith; Bír'd'in |
| Gender | non-binary; demigirl or girlprox, maybe sometimes also demiboy |
| Pronouns | they, it, she — really anything besides he. |
| Sex | X |
| Date of birth | 4 June 1981±10 y 歳 |
| Age identity | 24±10 y 歳 |
| Member of plural system | Indigoville |
| Country of citizenship | US |
| Occupation | none at present |
| Place of birth | central Ohio |
| Spouse | Edward A. Haynes, Jr. |
| Religion | Prismatist, scientist, Unitarian, vaguely Christian |
| Political views | socialist |
| Languages spoken | English, Spanish (not fluently), Japanese (learning), Arabic (learning) |
| Native language | American English |
| Height | 181 cm |
| Mass | 100±15 kg |
| Child | Devin Haynes |
| Ethnic group | White American human |
大 Why is a H2 bigger than the H1 at the top of the post?
歳 Noise has been added to age data for privacy. A pseudo-random number generator was involved and everything.
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