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when my friend and I were workshopping cock and ball torture accessories, as one does, and she came up with something she called “the birdhouse”. You hang it off your dick, right. So I ask her, why a birdhouse? Is a bird going to fly out of it, and peck at your dick? And she said no, no birds. The birdhouse is just really heavy. That’s the torture. The fact that it’s a birdhouse is just to distract you and lull you into a place of false complacency